Bakkies Botha does not dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong number
Bakkies Botha can tear out a page from facebook
Bakkies Botha has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
Bakkies Botha doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Bakkies Botha can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Death once had a near-Bakkies Botha experience
Bakkies Botha can slam a revolving door.
Bakkies Botha doesn’t need a GPS. Bakkies Botha decides where he is.
The sheep on Bakkies Botha’ farm are the ones that give us steel wool.
Bakkies Botha will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Bakkies Botha can speak Braille.
When Bakkies Botha throws a boomerang it doesn’t dare come back
Bakkies Botha does not fart, nothing escapes Bakkies Botha
Some kids pee their name in snow. Bakkies Botha pees his name in concrete.
Bakkies Botha can tweet from a pay phone
When Alexander Graham Bell designed the telephone, there were already 3 missed calls from Bakkies Botha
The Vredefort dome was not created by a meteorite, Bakkies Botha decided to put his foot down
When Bakkies pours milk on his rice crispies, they do not make a f***ing sound
The first thing Bakkies does when he arrives at the sea, is to swim two lengths
